26+ Ways to Kill: Z is for Zoothapsis

Welcome! Since I write culinary mysteries, “Parsley, Sage, and Rosemary Time” deals with food topics and with mysteries. This month I am sharing ways to kill people—in your mysteries, of course—and some tips on getting away with it! To avoid the pronoun problem, I’ll use heesh (he or she), shis (his or hers), and shim (him or her) throughout the entries. Tune in for murder and mayhem.

Had I not done this challenge and had I, instead, written on Prime Rib and Punishment, it would be done. I have written, for this blog challenge series, over 18,000 words. That’s a lot of novel pages!  Dead ones, of course, because those pages don’t exist. Fits the monthly theme, right? How to kill a novel: D is for Don’t Write.

Ah, well, back to my normal routine today! However, I have categorized my various murder methods and will be posting the list (as a review for you) on another of my blogs: Write Away. Just check at www.samwriteaway.blogspot.com late next week.

But that’s not why we gathered here today. In looking for Z murder methods, I happened upon zineb, which is a white powder used as a fungicide. We’ve done various poisonings so that didn’t grab me. But one did.

Today Z is for Zoothapsis. Premature burial. This is similar to obvallate, but instead of sealing a person behind a barrier, this one is an actual burial beneath the dirt. We all have heard the horrific tales of Victorian casket exhumations. The shredded casket lining was testimony to someone awakening to discover heesh was buried while still alive. Imagine the terror.

Back before embalming or even in the early days of less rigorous embalmings, the fear appears to have been well-founded. Collected accounts in 1905 found 149 actual live burials, 219 near live burials, 10 cases of live dissection, and 2 cases of awakening during embalming. Gives one pause, eh? Zoothapsis is apparently real.

Taphephobia (fear of being buried alive) was so real, in fact, that the “safety coffin” was created. In one type, a bell above ground could be rung above ground from inside the coffin so that rescue could occur. An urban legend stated that the terms “dead ringer” and “saved by the bell” came from such safety coffins. Not true. Just so you know.

Your tale could involve a premature burial in the woods or it could be an accidental death (manslaughter) because the drunk mortician didn’t notice the body moving. Closed casket. No one realizes the victim isn’t dead—yet.

I hope you have enjoyed my little museum of horrors this month. I certainly had a great time tracking down and sharing some interesting unusual ways to kill off your victims. I hope you will drop by from time to time to see what else I post here. It’s a pretty far-ranging set of topics. And if you haven’t yet read the first book in my culinary mystery series, you might want to pick up Mission Impastable to read before book two hits later this year.

Happy murdering!

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26+ Ways to Kill: Y is for Yulo or Yperite

Welcome! Since I write culinary mysteries, “Parsley, Sage, and Rosemary Time” deals with food topics and with mysteries. This month I am sharing ways to kill people—in your mysteries, of course—and some tips on getting away with it! To avoid the pronoun problem, I’ll use heesh (he or she), shis (his or hers), and shim (him or her) throughout the entries. Tune in for murder and mayhem.

Yikers! Y is another tough letter for coming up with interesting killing methods. All could actually be included in other methods discussed this month.

I almost detailed yataghan, which is a long curved knife/sabre with a skinny blade, but I used so many other sharp things that I am leaving this one to you to figure out. The yataghan comes to us from the Ottoman Empire. It was used from roughly the mid-16^th century until the late 19^th. A yataghan is between two to three feet long, so it is longer than a knife and shorter than some sabres.

Re-read previous entries on killing with sharp pointy things for some story ideas if you like the yataghan for killing. But I finally lit on Yulo and Yperite for Y killing methods.

A yulo (sometimes spelled yuloh) is a Chinese sculling oar, so we are talking another bludgeoning death with this one. Some boat people think that the single oar of the yulo is more efficient than two oars on a boat. The single oar is waggled back and forth to propel the boat, unlike oars where the paddles are lifted to and from the water.

A yulo murder would take place near or on water so there would be access to a yulo. I can see framing a rival boat owner to take him out of the big regatta. Then again, one could have the murderer use the yulo that belongs to the victim. It certainly would be available and could confuse the investigators as they try to figure out who would have access.

Want to make your own yulo(h)? Here are some directions. I didn’t say easy directions. These things take time!

You know yperite as mustard gas. The substance might be impossible to obtain for individual use since it is regulated by the Chemical Weapons Convention. However, a rogue/terrorist military group might employ it. Perhaps as part of their xenocide plan.

The symptoms of yperite use are readily available online. It forms blisters on the skin and lungs. Symptoms do not immediately appear, and a mild to moderate dose is unlikely to kill. You want your bad guys to use a heavy dose to get the job done.

Your story could have a scientific team baffled by symptoms showing up in a section of the world and tracking down what is going on. International thriller possibly.

Are you coming back tomorrow to see how I finish off this murderous month? Whatever can be done with Z?

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26+ Ways to Kill: Xenocide or Xyston

Welcome! Since I write culinary mysteries, “Parsley, Sage, and Rosemary Time” deals with food topics and with mysteries. This month I am sharing ways to kill people—in your mysteries, of course—and some tips on getting away with it! To avoid the pronoun problem, I’ll use heesh (he or she), shis (his or hers), and shim (him or her) throughout the entries. Tune in for murder and mayhem.

Very short entry today as X is not loaded with killing method options. I’ll bet that doesn’t surprise you.

In fact, I only unearthed one legitimate method, and I’ll make the other fit.

Xenocide is not a method of killing. Rather xenocide, the killing of an alien population, can occur in multiple ways. Spoiler Alert: In Ender’s Game (Orson Scott Card), Ender and his team think they are in training for defending Earth from a second alien invasion. They are training with a highly sophisticated and realistic video game. Well, guess what? It’s not a game, it’s the real thing. They do beat off the invasion and the team obliterates the entire alien population. Or do they?

Science fiction is rife with examples of alien extinctions. If you peruse a lot of the literature/filmography talking about or executing xenocide, you should come up with a balance of the arguments for and against the action.

Sometimes the xenocide occurs with a simple virus or element common to earth. Other times, high tech methods are used. Most of the time, in those stories, we just blast them into oblivion. I would challenge you to explore some uncommon method if you are commiting xenocide in your story. And somebody ought to raise the ethical issues surrounding the action.

In actuality, xenocide could refer to killing off any group that is foreign another group. Ethnic cleansing is a kind of xenocide, too. Your story could do to international thriller land with that scenario and a mad ruler.

The real way to kill today with X is to pull out your trusty xyston and whack away. The xyston was a short pike used by the Greek cavalry. It is an infantry weapon fashioned with a pointed metal head (steel or iron) on a long wooden shaft. One would kill by thrusting through a person. This is another foramination method.

A spear differs from a xyston due to length. Once the pole is too long to be thrown with accuracy as a spear requires, it is a pike meant for hand-to-hand combat. A pike is anywhere from 10-25 feet long allowing for some safety of distance. That is unless your xyston is 12 feet and the other guy’s is 13 feet.

The xyston (Greek version of the pike) wasn’t used after the Greeks waned. The pike continued on in Europe, but it too went out of fashion in the 1700s, thus you are again dealing with an historical mystery or with a contemporary mystery featuring an antique weapon. How many times have I said that this month, I wonder?

I can see a battlefield death in your novel of a feuding pair staged to look like the enemy killed the victim with shis xyston. Or it could be an accident, a sort of friendly-fire death, old-timey style.

Omigosh! We are almost to the end. Can you guess what Y killings will use?

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26+ Ways to Kill: W is for Wand or Whinger

Welcome! Since I write culinary mysteries, “Parsley, Sage, and Rosemary Time” deals with food topics and with mysteries. This month I am sharing ways to kill people—in your mysteries, of course—and some tips on getting away with it! To avoid the pronoun problem, I’ll use heesh (he or she), shis (his or hers), and shim (him or her) throughout the entries. Tune in for murder and mayhem.

Here’s a tip I picked up at mystery conference. If your killer wants to conceal blood residue from the crime lab guys, have shim take these steps. Clean up the blood thoroughly, that means even the cracks in the grout and paneling seams. Check the surrounding wall for splatters. Have your killer get a blood detector flashlight from Amazon (under $20 plus shipping) to be thorough. Or not! Missing a blood splatter could be the undoing of the murderer.

After cleaning with bleach or some other good cleaning product, your killer lets the area dry and then applies a coat of floor wax everywhere. Luminol can detect blood residue through bleach, but the wax barrier on top foils it. Do not use a wax with a cleaning substance in it. Defeats the purpose. How amazing is that to know?

I really thought about a wood chipper for W, but not only have we already done mangling deaths, but everybody remembers the scene in Fargo, so who would want to compete with that? I’m not up to that!

You could have your victim weighed down prior to being dumped in a lake or ocean. See the mafia links online for more information. This is a helpful tip for noyade covered earlier in the month.

Winterkill is to kill by exposure to cold. We’ve done that too, with gelation. In the case of winterkill you use the natural elements to freeze someone to death. It’s a relatively painless way to go. Your victim gets sleepy and drifts off. If planned correctly, the body could go undetected for months or years, and the freezing of the body would throw off the timeline for death by as much as months. And then they would only know because of the weather patterns. Winterkill could be interesting to try, yes?

In a paranormal book with magic elements, you can find ways to kill with a wand. There are lots of examples of this in literature, so you’ll have some models. But I would create a series of wands. Some wands I would use to vulnerate the victim before killing, just to have some fun and draw out the tension. Wounding the victim first also allows for the possibility of rescue. Not all murders have to be completed. Your killer can go to jail for attempted murder, too. Your call.

The whinger is more likely to appear in an historical mystery than contemporary, but you could create a contemporary plot wherein the victim is a collector of swords and daggers and is “hoist by his own petard.” A whinger is a dirk or short sword. This is another type of foramination murder.

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26+ Ways to Kill: V is for Venesect or Vesuviate

Welcome! Since I write culinary mysteries, “Parsley, Sage, and Rosemary Time” deals with food topics and with mysteries. This month I am sharing ways to kill people—in your mysteries, of course—and some tips on getting away with it! To avoid the pronoun problem, I’ll use heesh (he or she), shis (his or hers), and shim (him or her) throughout the entries. Tune in for murder and mayhem.

Venom, of course, came up with the letter V. Venenation is poisoning, but we’ve done that a couple of times. Something virose is poisonous or foul.

Your villain might be vafrous (cunning, sly) or be consumed with vindictoviolence (desire to take revenge). Such a killer might use vastation (purification through destroying evil elements) thinking heesh could heal shimself by destroying evil in others. That such killing would also destroy the evil in shim. That could be an interesting psychological story.

Another flogging word came up: vapulate. Interesting how many words there are scourging.

And to vulnerate is to wound. Lots of options for that this month!

I played with using venography (injecting radioactive material into veins for medical examination) for your death method. It would be a medical mystery requiring much research on your part. How much radioactive material? What are the symptoms? I rejected using venography for V because I couldn’t quite see how it could be done and the death, if death resulted, would be easily detectable and traceable. Those controlled substances are hard to use surreptitiously.

So what do I have to offer for V murder methods?

Venesect (open a vein for blood-letting) would be pretty fast, I think. If enough veins were opened, the blood should spill out quickly. A scalpel run along a few veins would do it. Your phlebotomist takes blood samples from you with a sharp needle with a vacuum tube. Heesh can fill a few of those babies in just a few minutes. Imagine how fast it could go with long scalpel cuts.

Just so you know, you need a medical tool for venesection to be efficient. Veins are tough little guys. And they slip around a lot. You have to skewer it and slice. Sawing away with your kitchen knife will be a mess. You can get 10 scalpels on Amazon for under $10 (plus shipping) in case your killer is into serial venesection.

My search turned up vesuviation. Notice the similarity to Vesuvius. This word is so fun. It is surrounded by myth and paranormal interpretations. You may know vesuviation by its more common moniker: SHC-Spontaneous Human Combustion.

History has recorded incidents of seemingly unexplainable incidents of vesuviation, a human body bursting into flames, purportedly from the inside out. A study of recorded cases reported these commonalities: the victims are elderly, female, and chronic alcoholics; the hands and feet fall off; the residue is offensively fetid and greasy ashes; and, the fire caused little damage to other combustibles the body touched. Oh, and some lighted substance came into contact with the body so there is no such thing as SHC. Careless smoker anyone?

I considered that you could have a dumb murderer who read about and believes in vesuviation (SHC) and thus stages the murder to look like one. I think it could work with the right details, but heesh would be caught rather quickly. That might work for a minor subplot in your story or as the killing in a short story. I keep thinking you could play this one for some laughs. Dumb crook and all, if you know what I mean.

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26+ Ways to Kill: U is for Ustulation

Welcome! Since I write culinary mysteries, “Parsley, Sage, and Rosemary Time” deals with food topics and with mysteries. This month I am sharing ways to kill people—in your mysteries, of course—and some tips on getting away with it! To avoid the pronoun problem, I’ll use heesh (he or she), shis (his or hers), and shim (him or her) throughout the entries. Tune in for murder and mayhem.

Remember when I said that the last quarter of the alphabet is harder? Boy, howdy!

I only found one pretty good word for killing with the letter U, but then all month, I’ve given your lots of words with multiple letters, so no whining with the piddly one for today. And remember the title of this series is “26+ Ways to Kill”. You got your 26 a while back!

On my way researching U ways to kill, I came across some other words that you might be able to work into your story.

For example, urticate is to sting or flog with nettles. Yikes! I had a run-in with a nettle patch as a kid. Talk about itching! Well, it appears urticate is a BDSM kind of sex thing. Who knew? Speaking personally, that’s not the way I roll. I hate being itchy! For me, it would be the complete opposite of a turn-on. Still, in your novel, you might work urticate torture/teasing into a tale that becomes increasingly bizarre and dangerous so that death comes calling.

On the other hand, urtication had a more seemly side in the past. It was a treatment for paralysis, the idea being to create irritation. Yeah. Well. It must not have been very successful because the medical use of urtication is gone.

You could have your killer commit uxoricide, the killing of his wife. You’ve got lots of ways to do that this month, some more detectable or gruesome than others. How much does your killer want to dispose of her?

Also, I found that unguiculate is a clawed thing (an animal mostly, but it could be an object). You might maul your victim, but death would be unlikely unless you use the unguiculate as a foraminator.

Some writers kill unknowns (most often transients) to conceal deaths. No one is looking for them, so the killer is more likely to escape detection. Or if the unknown is located, with no connection—what investigators always look for first—the killer flies under the radar.

Today’s word for the letter U, however, is Ustulation, scorching, burning or roasting. I know we’ve done various pyrogenation (subjecting to heat) methods before, but this one is slightly different. In pharmacological terms, ustulation is roasting or drying or moist substances. Bodies = moist substances.

Interestingly, an obsolete definition for ustulation is lustful passion, a burning sexual desire. Funny how we ended up there again today!

For the more contemporary definition, I can picture a big barbecue spit that the body is tied to (with metal so it doesn’t melt and drop the body into the coals) or skewered on (through non-vital areas). I’d maximize the torture by keeping the body enough above the coals to create a slow ustulation death by cooking the body. Then, lower the spit and gets some crust on the victim for a cannibalistic meal.

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26+ Ways to Kill: T is for Tabacosis or Talionic

Welcome! Since I write culinary mysteries, “Parsley, Sage, and Rosemary Time” deals with food topics and with mysteries. This month I am sharing ways to kill people—in your mysteries, of course—and some tips on getting away with it! To avoid the pronoun problem, I’ll use heesh (he or she), shis (his or hers), and shim (him or her) throughout the entries. Tune in for murder and mayhem.

Here’s a cool T word: teen. Yeah, you thought you knew what that meant, but another definition is both archaic and obsolete, but still . . . Teen used to mean injury or grief. Hmm. Maybe it still fits to some degree when one remembers teen angst.

There are lots of other interesting words in the T realm.

If one is thanatoid, one is apparently dead, deadly, or deathly. Great word, right? For related words, you likely read William Cullen Bryant’s reflection on death,“Thanatopsis”, in high school. A thanatography is a narrative on death. Threnody is an ode or song of lamentation, a dirge.

I also like the killer using a tranq (tranquilizer) to immobilize or torpefy (make numb or torpid; paralyze) the victim so make shim easier to manage.

We talked yesterday about the problems of using thermoplagia (sunstroke) as a killing method. And terebrate (bore into, pierce) is another kind of foramination, as is tranchet (a Neolithic flint chisel). Also, thyestean (cannibalistic) has been done. And so has thlipsis (crushing, compression, restriction). Tephrosis is incineration, again, covered as is a triple-bladed katana (knife). We have also discussed in these posts toxicophagous (or toxiphagous), which is poison eating.

Wouldn’t it be interesting to explore your killer’s tartarology (beliefs about hell or the underworld)? I see that your murderer could be tenebrose (dark, brooding) or maybe thereoid (beastly savage). Your killer might be temerarious (rashly or presumptuously daring) especially if heesh is into taunting the police, daring them to capture shim.

I would love to kill someone by trituration (rubbing or grinding into a fine powder), but the human body is so . . . liquid that one would have to kill first (by some method) and dehydrate the body before triturating.  But can’t you see the scene at an old grist mill deep in the woods and someone investigates the sound because the old mill hasn’t been used in decades? Good one!

So what have I culled out for today? Well, C is for Tabacosis or Talionic.

Clinically, tabacosis is a pathology from chronic tobacco poisoning. This form of pneumoconiosis is an occupational hazard for those working in cigar and tobacco factories. Tabacosis specifically develops from inhaling tobacco dust.

But what if your killer knows this and decides to kill shis father/mother-in-law by speeding up the process. Who would ever check for a cause of death if the victim had been identified with the disease? What if the person also takes a regular injection (for diabetes, perhaps)? Couldn’t your killer put tobacco dust into the injection vial? Or maybe torpefy the victim after a regular insulin injection and insert a vial of tobacco dust liquid into the same injection spot so it would go unnoticed? Or what if your victim is a cocaine sniffer. The killer could cut the cocaine with a lot of tobacco dust and wait for death. Oh, yeah.

While a talionic murder isn’t a specific method, it has its own charm for storytellers. Talionic death is retributive, like for like.

Maybe you have a Dexter-like sociopath-vigilante righting the wrongs of the legal system. Heesh might track down those who escaped justice and then kill them in the same way--talionic--heesh killed shis victim. So without an identifiable modus operandi, your killer would be difficult to track. Of course, your sharp investigator sees the pattern and goes hunting for recently unconvicted alleged murderers to intervene and capture your killer. Is heesh successful? Or does your killer escape detection to live on in a sequel?

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26+ Ways to Kill: S is for Scaphism or Shank

Welcome! Since I write culinary mysteries, “Parsley, Sage, and Rosemary Time” deals with food topics and with mysteries. This month I am sharing ways to kill people—in your mysteries, of course—and some tips on getting away with it! To avoid the pronoun problem, I’ll use heesh (he or she), shis (his or hers), and shim (him or her) throughout the entries. Tune in for murder and mayhem.

Some great S words popped up related to death, dying, or precipitating misery. There are also intriguing S words describing people in ghoulish ways.

A scelestic person is villainous, evil. This could certainly describe your character. Heesh might also be a subreption (a misrepresentation, or one falsely deduced). Certainly you could make your killer a sarcophagous (flesh-eating), saprophagous (decay-eating), sanguisugent (blood-sucking), and sanguivorous (blood-drinking) son of a gun!

As to methods of doing great harm or even death, I had several options.

In a certain plot line, sparagmos (ritualistic tearing apart of a person prior to rebirth or renewal) could work. In a cult, say. Believers might think this is their pathway to salvation. Sign over the family farm, and let themselves be killed for the greater good.

You could shellac your victim ala Goldfinger. Remember the stories of the woman who was covered with gold for the movie? The rumor was she died. Probably apocryphal, still . . . If all skin pores are closed, I think the body would decay underneath. Slow death. Unreliable. Still, it could be a part of your killing effort.

Sunstroke kills a bunch of people every year in Arizona. It’s most often visitors to the state who don’t realize the inexorability of the desert sun. You could have your killer and victim hiking and then stage events so the victim dies of (or appears to die of) sunstroke. Tricky, that one.

Likewise with sugillate (beat until black and blue). You would have to have your killer hit something vital in the beating, or death wouldn’t result. Another slow-death, and not a sure one at that, is sphacelate (to cause or affect with gangrene or mortification).

Some I rejected for this post were too similar to others we’ve done.

Suffocate is close to quackle and querk. Scauper (a semi-circle gouging chisel) is another form of foramination. Syntexis (liquefaction, melting) is like liquate I did earlier.

Skin alive and scission (cutting, splitting-notice the relationship to scissors) have also been introduced in various forms. And saturnism is just another name for lead poisoning. I found that lead poisoning has almost as many names as a character in a Russian novel!

So here I am at scaphism and shank.

I really can see the scene of a scaphitic murder. Scaphism is execution by deserting a honey-covered person in the sun. Walk away. The body is eaten alive by tens of thousands of insects, birds, and other critters. Gory! Graphic! Yuck. Think of the scenes you can write! Would you save your victim or let shim die?

Another kind of murder is in a prison-setting. Shank is both a noun and a verb. Noun shank is a prison-made sharp object for stabbing. Often a plastic toothbrush is filed to a point, but a shank can be crafted from other found objects. Or a shiv (straight razor) could be used to verb shank (stab) your victim. Prison scenes can be quite intense. Is it a “justified” shanking or a paid job?

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26+ Ways to Kill: Rafale or Retorse

Welcome! Since I write culinary mysteries, “Parsley, Sage, and Rosemary Time” deals with food topics and with mysteries. This month I am sharing ways to kill people—in your mysteries, of course—and some tips on getting away with it! To avoid the pronoun problem, I’ll use heesh (he or she), shis (his or hers), and shim (him or her) throughout the entries. Tune in for murder and mayhem.

While I found lots of R words to support the criminal intent of this series, there weren’t so many killing options.

Recidivism is lapsing back into crime. Retromorphosis is a change for the worse, definitely akin to recidivism. A rampallion is a scoundrel or villain. That rampallion may also be rantipole (wild and disorderly).

Most of our literary villains are ruthless. But did you know that ruthless is a form of ruth, what our protagonist might be? A person who is ruth shows pity, remorse, or sorrow. Heesh has compassion for the misery of others.

Ratine is to practice sabotage against. That could be an interesting plot line, particularly if someone dies during the sabotage. An innocent perhaps, or even the one being sabotaged could be “collateral damage” in a sabotage attempt.

Some of the death methods we have discussed result in rubor (redness of the body resulting from excess blood).

I didn’t use raticide (substance that kills rats) because we’ve done poison. And I didn’t do rebullition (act of boiling up or effervescing) since that was too close to boiling your people dinner in cannibalism. I also rejected revet (face with masonry) because it was too close to obvallate. Same with riem (rawhide thong). I thought it too close to knout and quirt.

I considered describing retiary (using nets as weapons) but couldn’t see how that would kill. Nets capture, then another method results in death. So here we are at rafale and retorse.

Rafale would occur in a battle with drug lords or war zone novels. Rafale is a burst of artillery in quick rounds. Perhaps a soldier has PTSD and fires at shis comrades or a village of civilians. I assume that any automatic weapon purchased legally could be used in a mass shooting at a shopping mall or a hospital emergency room. Rafale is definitely ripped from today’s headlines.

Retorse is more difficult to pull off and not as quick a death. I see the use of retorse in an historical mystery. Retorse is bent backwards. Can’t you see a medieval torture device meant to break a person in half? The pain would be indescribable. But describing it would be your job.

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26+ Ways to Kill: Q is for Quackle or Querk

Welcome! Since I write culinary mysteries, “Parsley, Sage, and Rosemary Time” deals with food topics and with mysteries. This month I am sharing ways to kill people—in your mysteries, of course—and some tips on getting away with it! To avoid the pronoun problem, I’ll use heesh (he or she), shis (his or hers), and shim (him or her) throughout the entries. Tune in for murder and mayhem.

Anyone doing this challenge knows that Q is a toughy. In fact the last quarter of the alphabet is challenging, not only this just-past-the-middle letter. Thus a shorter than usual entry today.

Quirt (a short-handled riding whip) held some appeal for me. That’s another up-close-and-personal one. Probably to kill someone with a quirt, one would have to be pretty angry. To stand there and whip and whip until someone dies would require the killer (sociopaths aside) to totally lose control. Besides quirt is related to knout, which I already did.

Quassation is one I rejected doing today because of the images it brought up for me. Quassation is the act of shaking. How many times have we read about a shaking death of a toddler or baby by the mom’s frustrated boyfriend? I just couldn’t do that one. However, if doing “true crime” mysteries or a police procedura,l you may want to have your killer create that heinous crime.

Quackle and Querk, today’s words, are very similar methods. And, or course, both kill in a bloodless manner. Both suffocate the victim, and may be synonyms, but I never found that indicated in anything official.

Quackle is to choke or suffocate.

Querk is to stifle, suffocate, smother, throttle or strangle.

Sound a lot alike, don’t they? I would have said, except for the choke/strangle connection, that quackle uses bare hands and querk uses an implement (like a pillow). But, with choke/strangle in both, beats me.

So whether you have your killer quackle or querk someone, the victim dies once deprived of oxygen for enough time.

Any Q words I missed? How about R? Get to reflecting!

 

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26+ Ways to Kill: P is for Peavey or Pogamoggan

Welcome! Since I write culinary mysteries, “Parsley, Sage, and Rosemary Time” deals with food topics and with mysteries. This month I am sharing ways to kill people—in your mysteries, of course—and some tips on getting away with it! To avoid the pronoun problem, I’ll use heesh (he or she), shis (his or hers), and shim (him or her) throughout the entries. Tune in for murder and mayhem.

The words I have encountered while researching this month’s theme are rather astounding. Wouldn’t I be astounding if I could remember them all? The second-most fun of this challenge is the research. The first-most fun is reading your reactions! Keep ‘em coming!

The goal of many killers is to fool the investigators so the murder appears to be physiurgic (due to natural causes) or a pseudoautochiria death (murders disguised as suicide).

Then there’s pareschatology, a doctrine dealing with matters of death but before the end of the world. Can’t you see a cult where members agree to be killed so they can achieve the final pieces for soul-development needed to attain sainthood? Your cult leader could be a sociopath or perhaps a charlatan accruing money from his faithful.

Psychological and danger terms abound in the P world, too. Phthartic means deadly or destructive. A parlous situation is full of danger or risk. Phonomania is a pathological tendency to murder. Or consider periclitate. That means to endanger or jeopardize. Something pernicious is destructive, ruinous, or fatal.

A couple of P words lend themselves nicely to plot points in your mystery or signal potential victims. For example, pentheraphobia is fear or hatred of one’s mother-in-law. That plot point is an obvious one. Can’t you just see your killer snapping after years of M-I-L putdowns? Can’t you see the resentment building up at her controlling behaviors, especially with money promised. Oh, yeah. That is so a killing that I can picture.

We could have done pills, but we already kind of have done that. Or parbreak (vomit), but we did already with hyperemesis. Of course, poison has been dealt with in several ways. If you like poison as a murder method, you have to own The Book of Poisons by Serita Stevens and Anne Bannon. It is so helpful!

 I was very tempted until the last moment to use push off (a building or cliff). That method requires a lot of research to make sure you can push off the person and that the victim will die. Even people who fall over the edge of the Grand Canyon can survive.

But today Peavey and Pogamoggan are up for discussion.

Is your mystery set in the Pacific Northwest? Alaska? Canada? Consider using a tool from lumbering. A peavey is a lumberman’s hooked and spiked lever. You can imagine the damage you could do with that one! This is available on Amazon. But you don’t want your killer to leave that trail. Better to buy it—with cash—from a hardware store. Or steal it from the lumberman your killer is framing.

Another nasty piece is the pogamoggan, a wooden club with a piece or iron or stone on the end. Yuck! Your killer could dispatch the victim rather quickly. Now, since this is a tool once used by Native Americans, and not easily obtained these days (NOT on Amazon), you can either set this murder as historical fiction or in contemporary times with a theft of artifacts from a museum housing Native American relics.

P was fun, right? Hmm. Bet you’re wondering how Q is going to go down!

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